Stylish but illegal
this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
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So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
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there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
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invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
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whats a librarians favorite color
read
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twerking on the go
if you make a “yahoo changing the tumblr logo” joke your legally obligated to give me a fee of idk 50 cent(s)
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bc no
